[Intro: Andre 3000]
My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid
And I just want to say one thing
[Verse 1: Andre 3000]
Happy Valentine´s Day
Every day the 14th!
I don´t think y´all heard me!
I just wanna say Happy Valentine´s Day!
Every day the 14th!
Can y´all dig that?
Now when arrows don´t penetrate, see
Cupid grabs the pistol (Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here!)
And he shoots straight for your heart
And when he won´t miss you!
That´s alright ´cause y´all won´t believe in me anyways
But..
[Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Andre 3000)]
Ya won´t believe in me, but you would fancy
leprechauns or groundhogs
No thank you, Easter Bunny!
(There´s all this talk about Santa Claus, but see
love will rule reign supreme)
[Verse 2: Andre 3000]
Happy Valentine´s Day
Every day the 14th! (You got it!)
When Cupid knocks at your door
You can´t ignore me!
There´s no need to run!
So, Happy Valentine´s Day (Hey!)
Every day the 14th!
I may have it all wrong, see
If you know what loves mean, well
Well, somebody tell me!
´Cuz they just don´t believe in me!
[Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Andre 3000)]
Ya´ won´t believe in me, but you would fancy
leprechauns or groundhogs
No thank you, Easter Bunny!
(There´s so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see
Cupid will not be defeated!)
[Verse 3: Andre 3000]
Happy Valentine´s Day
Every day the 14th!
Now I know your hearts have grown cold
And that bothers me
Now I understand ´cause I use to be a bad boy in my day
I know you´re trying to protect your lil´ feelings
but you can´t run away
Oooh ooh!
[Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Andre 3000)]
Ya´ won´t believe in me, but you would fancy..
(Hey! Don´t you supposed to be some kind of player or something?)
Bunny!
[Talking: Andre 3000]
Well keep on runnin´, player
´Cause I got my good shoes on
And I got ´em tied up tight
So, you´re going to find out tonightttttttttt!
[Verse 4: Andre 3000]
Got a sweet lil´ darling back in my corner
Below I know I love her, but act like I don´t want her
Surrounded by the lonely, but yet feel like a loner
Could be an organ donor
The way I give up my heart, but
Never know because - shit, I never tell her!
Ask me about my feelings I´d holla´ that it´s irrela´
I don´t get myself caught up in the Jello gella´
And puddin´ pops, that others opt to call falling in love, but
For the record, have you ever rode a horse?
Would I like for you to take me to Pluto?
I said, "Of course!"
But if you ain´t a sweety indeedy, I won´t endorse
Hans Solo till I´m hit by the bullet, so may the force
Be with you, and I´ll hit you when better time permits
For now, give me examples of why you´re the shit!
But how am I to know with the profession that I´m in?
And if you do not know me, then how could you be my friend?
[Chorus: Andre 3000, Joi, and "Skreechy Peachy"]
Happy Valentine´s, Happy Valentine´s
Happy Valentine´s Day, Happy Valentine´s Day
[Continue Chorus until fade]