Shes got the kind of look that defies gravity
Shes the greatest cook
And shes fat free
Shes been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
Shes got the perfect friends
Oh isnt she cool
She pratices Tai Chi
Shed never lose her nerve
Shes more than you deserve
Shes just far better than me
Hey hey
So dont bother
I wont die of deception
I promise you wont ever see me cry
Dont feel sorry
And don´t bother
Ill be fine
But shes waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So dont bother, be unkind
Im sure she doesnt know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Dont you think so?
Shes almost 6 feet tall
She must think Im a flea
Im really a cat you see
And its not my last life at all
Hey hey
So don´t bother
I wont die of deception
I promise you wont ever see me cry
Dont feel sorry
Dont bother
Ill be fine
But shes waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So dont bother, be unkind
For you, Id give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And Id file my nails so they dont hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you wont, but you wont
So dont bother,
Ill be fine, Ill be fine, Ill be fine, Ill be fine
Promise you wont ever see me cry
And after all Im glad that Im not your type
Promise you wont ever see me cry
So dont bother,
Ill be fine, Ill be fine, Ill be fine, Ill be fine
Promise you wont ever see me cry
And after all Im glad that Im not your type
Promise you wont ever see me cry