[Intro]
[Eminem making sounds:]
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!
Ok..
Guess who´s back?
Back again
Shady´s back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time
[Verse 1]
Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who´s back with a brand new rap?
And I don´t mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, papa´s got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That´s not a stab at Michael
That´s just a metaphor, I´m just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it´s cool if you let one go
Nobody´s gonna know, who´d hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it´s OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
[Chorus]
Now I´m gonna make you dance
It´s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you´re my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)
[Verse 2]
Well, it´s Friday and it´s my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday´s just a holiday
Crusin´ on the freeway
Feelin´ kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin´ my hair blow
I dunno where I´m goin´
All I know is when I get there
Someone´s gonna "touch my body"
Excuse me miss, I don´t mean to sound like a jerk
But I´m feelin´ just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what´s your name girl?
What´s your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! (HA-HA)
Beer Goggles! blind!
I´m just tryna unwind now I´m
[Chorus]
Now I´m gonna make you dance
It´s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you´re my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)
[Verse 3]
It´s Tuesday and I´m locked up
I´m in jail and I don´t know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I´m sorry, I don´t remember
All I know is this much
I´m not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin´ at an old lady ´touch my body!´"
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it´s 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it´s B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I´m a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don´t have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella´s (WHAT?!) Fella´s (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make your right one jealous (what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I´m callin´ all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It´s your chance for a little romance or
Butt squeezin´ it´s the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
It´s so appeasin´
[Chorus]
Now I´m gonna make you dance
It´s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you´re my world
Alright now lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
(HA-HA)
[Outro]
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body