Hey mister, where are you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
Need a lift to happy hour
Say oh no
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
Need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4.
Cold turkey's getting stale
Tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella poison oak no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
and Now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up
I say 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
Troubled times, you know I can not lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
AND Now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up I say
SHIIIIITE!!!
Troubled times, you know I can not lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride (don't know where I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where to go)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where to go)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where to go)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where to go)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where to go)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where to go)
Hitchin' a ride